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DokuWiki can include feeds into its pages. Below I show 2 news feeds plus 2 that are intended to be humorous. Since I have no control over the content that is presented, please don't be offended if you don't like the news or don't appreciate the humor.
BBC News / Science
- Northern Lights in dazzling display across the UKA solar storm of this scale can cause disruptions to infrastructure such as the power grid.
- Island fights back grey squirrel invasionA conservationist is on a mission to keep a Welsh island a sanctuary for native red squirrels.
- Tunnel of love? Cautious adders get a helping handThe local wildlife trust hopes the tunnels will boost the reptile's numbers by encouraging mating.
- Mosquitoes found across Scotland as temperatures riseOne of the most common types of mosquito has been identified for the first time in locations across Scotland.
- Fight to save African penguin goes to lawEvery year there are fewer African penguins and soon there may be none at all, scientists warn.
BBC News / Technology
- Test-at-home kit for cancer patients approved for usePatients say the device allows them to reduce the number of hospital visits involved in cancer care.
- Apple apologises after piano crushing ad backlashThe technology giant apologised after Hugh Grant and others criticised the "tone deaf" iPad advert.
- 'Keep your phone on 24 hours a day': Chinese PR boss apologises after backlashBaidu's Qu Jing tells workers she does not care for them because, 'I am not your mum'.
- US revokes licences for sales of chips to HuaweiThe move follows Huawei's release of an AI-enabled computer powered by a chip created by Intel.
- Disney and Warner to bundle streaming servicesThe media giants are under pressure to attract more subscribers to their streaming services.
Reddit PoliticalHumor
- Trump, Le Love God
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The Daily Mash
- Glorious sunshine reveals you’re living like a filthy animalTHE radiant sunshine beating down on the country has revealed that everyone has been wallowing in their own filth for the last few months.
- We ask you: is it time for the UK to leave Eurovision?BOOKMAKERS have given Olly Alexander a one per cent chance of winning the Eurovision Song Contest. Is it time the UK left it?
- Normal people mourn the return of Doctor WhoWELL-ADJUSTED adults who enjoy quality programming are mourning the return of Doctor Who to the nation’s screens.
- Indecisive true crime fan still has no idea how she’d get rid of a bodyA FAN of true crime podcasts has yet to decide on what is definitively the best way for her to dispose of human remains.
- ‘Big bike nonces’ and other dangers we’re only aware of thanks to Joey BartonJOEY Barton is in trouble again for calling broadcaster Jeremy Vine a ‘big bike nonce’. But surely he deserves praise for highlighting threats we were completely unaware of? Like these.
- Incel wondering if being even more self-pitying will get him laidAN ‘involuntary celibate’ is wondering if women would find him attractive if he was even more of a morose loser.
- ‘So, who else hates scum?’: Six failed conversation starters with defector MP Natalie ElphickeFORMER Tory MP Natalie Elphicke is doing her best to fit in with her new Labour comrades, but struggling to find common ground. These are her openers so far.
- ‘An erection on the bus is a sex crime’: Unexpected problems of having a 12″ penisYOU probably think it’s great having the biggest penis in Britain, but big cocks aren’t all plain sailing. Sometimes, like King Midas, I wonder if my donger is a curse, not a blessing.