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DokuWiki can include feeds into its pages. Below I show 2 news feeds plus 2 that are intended to be humorous. Since I have no control over the content that is presented, please don't be offended if you don't like the news or don't appreciate the humor.
BBC News / Science
- Bee-harming pesticides' emergency approvals to endPlanned legal changes will see three neonicotinoid pesticides completely banned from any future use.
- Ancient landmarks closed off to walkers, campaigners sayThey include a neolithic burial mound in Wiltshire and an Iron Age hill fort on the edge of Dartmoor.
- Nasa astronauts Butch and Suni's homecoming delayed againNasa says that the astronauts stuck on the space station will have to wait even longer to get home.
- Trouble in Arctic town as polar bears and people face warming worldClimate change makes it trickier for Churchill's residents to co-exist with increasingly hungry predators
- Could this be what our home on Moon or Mars might look like?India tested its first analog space mission in the Himalayan mountains of Ladakh.
BBC News / Technology
- Google suggests fixes to its search monopolyGoogle proposed new limits after a judge ruled Google illegally crushed competition in search.
- Sega considering Netflix-like game subscription serviceIt's another sign the industry is moving away from owning games - some fear that means gamers having to "shell out more."
- N Korea hackers stole $1.3bn of crypto this year - reportSome incidents may be linked to North Korean IT workers infiltrating tech firms, according to research firm Chainalysis.
- AI is trained to spot warning signs in blood testsAI can spot patterns in the data from blood tests that can give an early warning of disease.
- Man convicted for repeatedly lying about inventing BitcoinComputer scientist Craig Wright was given a suspended prison sentence for what was described as "legal nonsense."
Reddit PoliticalHumor
- Are you ready for the inauguration?
submitted by /u/canadarich
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The Daily Mash
- Old school friends meet up for what they all secretly hope is the last timeA GROUP of old school friends have got together for Christmas drinks in a local pub for what they are all inwardly praying is the final time.
- We ask you: who are you least looking forward to seeing this Christmas?THE most wonderful time of the year is upon us, and you’ll be spending it trapped in a room with a person you abhor. Who is your Yuletide nemesis?
- How to shock the nation with disgraceful scenes of drunken behaviour, but at homeTONIGHT photographers will be prowling to catch shameful scenes of pissed-up Britain showing its knickers and urinating publicly. But how can you do this at home?
- Why you’re a weird, socially-dysfunctional Christmas guest. By your in-lawsWE’RE not the ones who ruin Christmas with our weird behaviour and by being out-of-touch dinosaurs - you’re the problem. Here’s why.
- Christmas carols, ranked by how many lines you know before tailing offWE love them and know them, or at least a few lines before going blank. Here are Christmas carols rated by how many lines you can sing, from least to most.
- Why people today don’t deserve a merry Christmas. By the Daily TelegraphTHIS week I witnessed a disturbing scene. A young woman handed a small gift-wrapped parcel to another. ‘Merry Christmas, Suze!’ she said. ‘Thanks Emma!’ came the reply. I felt sick to the stomach.
- Getting married, and other things that are insane to do at ChristmasDECIDED to f**k up everyone else’s Christmas by having a wedding? You probably think these other things are a great idea too.