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DokuWiki can include feeds into its pages. Below I show 2 news feeds plus 2 that are intended to be humorous. Since I have no control over the content that is presented, please don't be offended if you don't like the news or don't appreciate the humor.
BBC News / Science
- Google DeepMind co-founder shares Nobel Chemistry PrizeThe announcement was made by the Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences in Sweden.
- 'Godfather of AI' shares Nobel Physics PrizeTwo scientists share the Nobel Prize for Physics for their work on machine learning.
- Water firms told to cut customer bills over poor performanceWater companies must reduce customers' bills over poor performance but it will have a small impact.
- My pilgrimage to the vanishing Sphinx snow patchThe Sphinx, a patch of snow thought to be the longest-lasting in the UK, has melted for the fourth consecutive year.
- Spacecraft launches towards asteroid knocked off course by NasaThe mission aims to re-visit the asteroid Nasa diverted when it crashed a probe into it.
BBC News / Technology
- Google threatened with being broken up by USThe US Government considers whether Google should spin off the Android operating system and Chrome browser.
- I am not Bitcoin inventor, says man named in HBO filmThe real identity of the person, known only as Satoshi Nakamoto, has captivated the internet for years.
- Brazil lifts ban on Musk's X after it pays $5m fineThe country's Supreme Court made the order after the platform also blocked certain accounts.
- TikTok sued for 'wreaking havoc' on teen mental healthA bipartisan group of 14 attorneys general accuse the company of using addictive features to hook children.
- eBay to ban private e-bike sales over fire fearsThe platform will clamp down on the sale of e-bikes and e-bike batteries in the UK from 31 October.
Reddit PoliticalHumor
- Which is it???
submitted by /u/Thrifty_BuilderMore bewildering than humorous...
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submitted by /u/NotSoSmort
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The Daily Mash
- ‘Those were crack-smoking times,’ admits MayTHERESA May has admitted she smoked up to ten rocks of crack a day while prime minister because 2016 to 2019 were very much crack-smoking years.
- Woman sets healthy boundaries of only doing what she wants toA WOMAN has informed friends she is prioritising her mental wellbeing by setting boundaries of only doing what she enjoys.
- Spreadsheet Steve, and five other nicknames which mean your life has gone horribly awryPICKED up a nickname? Proud of it, even though it’s a glaring sign your life has taken a wrong turn somewhere? Any of these is a sign you need help.
- Eight strong female protagonists outraged to be included in your tawdry little fantasiesMODERN cinema is proud to present positive female role models, and what do you do? Enlist them in your sordid imaginings. You should be ashamed.
- Six terrible crimes Britain is more than ready to blame on Holly WilloughbyHOLLY Willoughby, long overdue a turn as a national hate figure, is about to get her moment. We will happily believe she did all these.
- Boss asking ‘Where do you see yourself in five years?’ hoping to hear ‘doing more work for less money’A BOSS is hoping that his employee’s five year plan aligns with his own vision of an increased workload for decreased compensation.
- F**k off with your shit 80s bonkbuster soft porn nostalgia, say young peopleYOUNG people who never flicked through Jilly Cooper books for the dirty bits are entirely uninterested in their screen adaptation, they have confirmed.
- Jesus had a big knob, Turin shroud revealsJESUS Christ had a larger-than-average penis and insisted on shoehorning this fact into conversation, research into the Turin Shroud has proved.
- Brian Cox, and five other celebrities who could be high as f**k and you’d never knowWITH his spaced-out ramblings about the wonders of the universe, no observer can discern whether Brian Cox is straight or high. These are similarly challenging.