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DokuWiki can include feeds into its pages. Below I show 2 news feeds plus 2 that are intended to be humorous. Since I have no control over the content that is presented, please don't be offended if you don't like the news or don't appreciate the humor.
BBC News / Science
- Hen cages and pig farrowing crates face banThe government says its animal welfare strategy will bring "the biggest reforms in a generation".
- 'Year of octopus' declared after warmer seas lead to record UK numbersThe Wildlife Trusts say its is 'flabbergasted' by the sighting of the highest number of octopuses since 1950
- 'Year of octopus' declared after warmer seas lead to record UK numbersThe Wildlife Trusts say its is 'flabbergasted' by the sighting of the highest number of octopuses since 1950
- 'New reservoirs will help address water shortage'Water company says it needs two new reservoirs and a recycling plant to cope with demand in Suffolk.
- Trail hunting to be banned as part of new animal welfare strategyThe government says the practice is being used as a "smokescreen" for the hunting of wild animals.
BBC News / Technology
- Uber and Lyft announce plans to trial Chinese robotaxis in UK in 2026Baidu's Apollo Go robotaxis have already accrued millions of driverless rides in cities worldwide.
- £100 contactless card limit to be liftedCard providers can decide whether to offer unlimited payments on contactless cards.
- Will the US TikTok deal make it safer but less relevant?The key to the app's success - its algorithm - is to be retrained on US data. Will that make US TikTok blander?
- TikTok owner signs deal to avoid US banThe deals would end years of efforts by Washington to force ByteDance to sell its US operations.
- Will tech trump tradition at bakers and biscuit makers?Introducing robots and automation to the food industry involves extra hurdles.
Reddit PoliticalHumor
- CBS is rebranding
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[link] [comments] - Seasons greetings.
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[link] [comments] - Suppose that Trump’s chefs reveal that he is a cannibal. How would the White House react?
submitted by /u/JWinthrop1588“This information has been taken out of context.”
“It’s not his fault - it’s all because of the transgenders in girls sports! Oh, and illegal immigrants.”
“Bobby recommends it, but only if they were unvaccinated.”
“It’s true, but it’s due to Sleepy Joe Biden.”
“The late, great Hannibal Lecter. He was a wonderful man who would often have a friend for dinner.”
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The Daily Mash
- ‘Go on, it’s Christmas!’ says woman treating herself to affairA WOMAN is indulging in an extra-marital affair on the grounds that it is the festive season and she has had a hard year.
- Without a James Bond, a Doctor Who, Strictly presenters and a prime minister, Britain is defencelessOUR national institutions have fallen one by one, and this weekend we lost the last. No Bond, no Who, no-one in Downing Street and no Strictly presenters. It’s over.
- Report: millions of women just letting men put gross willies in themMILLIONS of woman across the world are, against their better judgment, still allowing men to put their gross willies inside of them, research has found.
- Jesus wants to have a quiet one for his birthday this yearOUR Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ has told friends he is not really feeling his birthday this year and is probably just going to stay in.
- Worst part of Christmas in London is singing chimney sweeps on every cornerLONDONERS have confirmed the bloody lights and Christmas markets are bad enough, but the soot-covered chimney sweeps performing upbeat musical numbers are worse.
- We ask you: What’s your family’s oddest Christmas tradition?CHRISTMAS is but days away, and around the country families are getting together to do dizzyingly weird shit they think is normal. What’s your bizarre tradition?
- Medium-sized potato tops Christmas toy chartsTHIS year’s must-have toy for children whose parents are sick of their whining is an unremarkable King Edward potato.
- Awkwardly tapping the wrong bit of the contactless card reader to stay, say banksBANKS have confirmed that repeatedly tapping the wrong bit of the contactless card reader before angrily entering your PIN will not change.