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DokuWiki can include feeds into its pages. Below I show 2 news feeds plus 2 that are intended to be humorous. Since I have no control over the content that is presented, please don't be offended if you don't like the news or don't appreciate the humor.
BBC News / Science
- BBC Inside ScienceA tidal lagoon should be created in the Severn Estuary according to a new report.
- Alcohol makes male fruit flies more attractiveAlcohol increases the release of chemical sex signals and makes males more attractive to females.
- Environment Agency orders review into tyre recycling after BBC probeEnvironment Agency review waste tyre exports after BBC probe reveals millions sent to furnaces in India.
- Could electric drones you can sit in take off?Skyfly's aircraft promises the flexibility of a helicopter without the cost, noise or emissions.
- Record number of illegal sewage spills in Windermere last yearCampaigners identified 140 illegal spill days into the beauty spot in 2024
BBC News / Technology
- Who might buy TikTok as ban deadline looms? Amazon joins biddersOracle and the founder of OnlyFans are also among names that have cropped up as the president seeks to broker a deal.
- Who might buy TikTok as ban deadline looms? Amazon joins biddersOracle and the founder of OnlyFans are also among names that have cropped up as the president seeks to broker a deal.
- I played the £75 Mario Kart World on Switch 2 - was it worth it?The BBC gets hands-on with the hotly anticipated Nintendo Switch 2, launching in June.
- Vance confident TikTok will be sold in US as deadline loomsDespite the increasing number of potential buyers, neither the app nor its Chinese owner have confirmed they will do a deal.
- 'Google AI presented my April Fools' story as real news'Journalist Ben Black was "shocked" to discover his fake news from five years ago used by AI.
Reddit PoliticalHumor
- Who’s Ready to Win?
submitted by /u/No_Cardiologist8862
[link] [comments] - First, Melania. Now, Donald.
submitted by /u/irish_fellow_nyc
[link] [comments] - Thanks Obama!
submitted by /u/Tau_of_the_sun
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The Daily Mash
- Saying those three little words ‘I love you’: The fantasy vs the realityWE’VE all dreamed of just coming out with our true feelings for a crush. But misjudge the situation and the reality is more likely to be a nightmare. Here’s how.
- Man who found himself muttering ‘Domino-hoo-hoo’ considering DIY lobotomy with drillA MAN who caught himself singing ‘Domino-hoo-hoo’ while considering ordering a pizza is wondering if he can bear to exist in this hellish world.
- Brexit good for ten per cent offTHE UK’s extremely expensive Brexit has, nine years on, translated into a ten per cent off coupon with all valid retailers.
- Elon Musk’s guide to karma catching up with youELON Musk is on his way out after becoming a political liability. So if you’ve done a lot of bad shit and fear karmic retribution, what is the best course of action? Luckily Elon himself is here to advise.
- How Americans will be turning Liberation Day into a tacky, OTT celebration like they always doAPRIL 2nd will go down in history as Liberation Day, according to Donald Trump. Here’s how America will come to celebrate its raft of new tariffs in typically taste-free fashion.
- Hello, I’m a friendless inadequate who finds spiritual fulfilment in calling beautiful women ‘mid’HEY there! You know me. You’ve encountered me online! I’m that guy who gets attention by posting an unflattering photo of a famous woman and calling her ‘mid’.
- ‘No’, man in Hawaiian shirt toldA MAN who believes the spring weather gives him licence to wear a Hawaiian shirt has been sternly corrected.
- British bellend desperate to get CybertruckA UK-based bellend is frustrated he cannot advertise his credentials as his area’s leading arsehole by driving a Tesla Cybertruck.