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DokuWiki can include feeds into its pages. Below I show 2 news feeds plus 2 that are intended to be humorous. Since I have no control over the content that is presented, please don't be offended if you don't like the news or don't appreciate the humor.
BBC News / Science
- Alien life in Universe: Scientists say finding it is 'only a matter of time'Experts are optimistic of detecting life signs on a faraway world within our lifetimes - possibly in the next few years.
- Single-use plastic ban: Some firms unaware of England's new banPlastic cutlery is banned in England from Sunday but plastic containers for takeaway meals are not.
- UK unready as wildfires surge, warns firefighters' unionWildfire response across the UK is an under-resourced "postcode lottery", claims a new union report.
- Nature crisis: One in six species at risk of extinction in Great BritainThe loss of Britain's wildlife is outpacing efforts to conserve and protect nature, a major report reveals.
- Scientists get closer to solving mystery of antimatterThe elusive substance holds the key to discovering how the Universe was formed.
BBC News / Technology
- The people going 'monk mode' to limit social media useA growing number of individuals are using apps to block access to social media and the internet.
- Apple to buck layoff trend by hiring UK AI staffThe tech giant's chief executive, Tim Cook, said he expects to increase investment.
- The slow and delicate aircraft taking on spy missionsLight aircraft that can fly and loiter at very high altitudes could provide back-up for spy satellites.
- Fortnite maker Epic Games cutting 16% of workforceThe company says it is shedding the staff because it's spending "way more" than it earns
- PlayStation boss Jim Ryan to retire from Sony next yearHe said he took the decision due to issues he had living in Europe while working in North America.
Reddit PoliticalHumor
- Depends on how you look at it.
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The Daily Mash
- Lotus Biscoff finally gets around to launching lube lineFORMER biscuit manufacturer Lotus Biscoff has finally got around to launching a line of Lotus Biscoff-flavoured sexual lubricants.
- Woman hopes she and ex can still be friends who f**k after a few drinksA WOMAN splitting up with her boyfriend hopes they can still stay in contact and hook up when drunk and lonely.
- Waitrose like a lovely gentle muggingSHOPPING at Waitrose is like getting tenderly robbed by a kindly middle-aged lady, the public has agreed.
- Six technological innovations teenagers think of as old people shitTECHNOLOGY evolves so fast that even recent innovations look ancient. And as far as Zoomers are concerned, these belong strictly to pensioners.
- Six kids’ TV themes that would absolutely go the f**k off in the clubNIGHTCLUBS do not tend to play theme tunes from kids' TV shows, but if they did these would raise the roof.
- Man angry at very thought of going to the cinemaA MAN asked on a cinema trip is seething at the very prospect of those he would have to sit near and what they would be loudly eating.
- Sexy urbanites popping up on country folk’s Tinder to tantalise themATTRACTIVE city dwellers are heading to the country for the weekend to show rural Tinder users what they are missing.
- Londoner’s spare room is a pied-à-terre in the capital for every prick she knowsA WOMAN living in London is having to put up with all her friends and family using her spare room as their own apartment whenever they visit the city.
- Which one-hit Britpop wonder were you far too into?THEY released a solitary half-decent song, so why the f**k did you worship these Britpop chancers? It’s unlikely you’ll be attending their tragic reunion tours to find out…
- Six pathetic ways to try and get a sympathy shagPREPARED to sacrifice your dignity for the sake of a shag? Of course you are. Here are some pitiful attempts to get laid purely out of pity.