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DokuWiki can include feeds into its pages. Below I show 2 news feeds plus 2 that are intended to be humorous. Since I have no control over the content that is presented, please don't be offended if you don't like the news or don't appreciate the humor.
BBC News / Science
- Scottish bog gets world heritage statusAfter an almost 40-year campaign, a little-known UK landscape has been awarded world heritage status.
- UK getting more hot and more wet days – Met OfficeThe increase in the number of 'very hot days' of 30C or more has also been dramatic.
- Rare fossils reveal secrets of mammal evolutionThe fossils hold clues as to how mammals that lived in the shadow of dinosaurs evolved to dominate the world.
- Chimps share humans' 'snappy' conversational styleWild chimpanzees, like humans, take fast-paced turns in conversation, and often interrupt each other.
- Oxygen discovery defies knowledge of the deep oceanThe discovery that lumps of metal on the seafloor produce oxygen raises questions over plans to mine the deep ocean.
BBC News / Technology
- Autumn date to fix blood transfusion servicesThe systems were affected by a hack on the NHS, which caused significant disruption.
- CrowdStrike boss says 97% of crashed systems fixedIt's estimated 8.5 million devices were disabled by a faulty update from the cyber-security firm.
- Actors go on strike over video games AI threatThe union has been in talks with big games studios, like Activision and Walt Disney, for 18 months.
- What's behind the global self-storage boom?Rising rents, e-commerce and available property are contributing to a boom in self-storage.
- ChatGPT reveals search feature in Google challengeOpenAI is working on adding new search powers to its artificial intelligence (AI) bot.
Reddit PoliticalHumor
- BREAKING NEWS: MALANIA TRUMPsubmitted by /u/logan925
Let's not all forget
[link] [comments] - Kamala will "Make America Laugh Again"
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The Daily Mash
- Dad ruining stag doENJOYMENT of a man’s Prague stag do has been drastically reduced by the presence of the groom-to-be’s father, guests have confirmed.
- We ask you: are you prepared to fight and die for the one pence piece?THE threatened withdrawal of the penny and 2p coins is the perfect channel for your white-hot patriotic rage, post-Brexit. What will you do to save our coppers?
- Olympic Village rife with regimented, goal-based sexATHLETES in Paris’s Olympic village are spending their evenings engaged in sexual congress which they see as a physical endurance challenge.
- Pointlessness of Brexit exposed by tethered bottle capTHE futility of Britain’s decision to leave the EU has been exposed by a little tethered bottle cap you get annoyed about on a daily basis.
- The correct etiquette when some bastard is sitting in your reserved train seatEVERYONE hates asking people to move out of your reserved seat. Luckily there is established etiquette for this challenging social situation. Follow these steps to the letter.
- Ignorant, spiteful Paris Olympics opening ceremony to gloss over how great Britain isTHE opening ceremony of the Olympic Games in Paris will be so obsessed with France and French national identity that Britain will go unmentioned, fans fear.
- Granny, their ex’s name, Hitler: 17 tattoos you don’t want to see on a one-night standGETTING it on with a hot stranger only to be faced with their dead grandma staring back at you? Here are some more tats guaranteed to put you off your stroke.
- Same old twats enter Tory leadership raceTHE same old twats who sullied the last few Conservative leadership races are once again entering this one.