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DokuWiki can include feeds into its pages. Below I show 2 news feeds plus 2 that are intended to be humorous. Since I have no control over the content that is presented, please don't be offended if you don't like the news or don't appreciate the humor.
BBC News / Science
- Mammals battle for life in new Attenborough seriesThe six-part series 'Mammals' will air this Sunday at 19:00 GMT.
- E-waste drawers of doom growing, say campaignersOur household hoards of unused electricals and broken tech are growing, recycling campaigners warn.
- England sewage spills more than double in 2023Environment Agency data shows sewage spilled into England's waterways for over 3.6 million hours last year.
- £5bn Thames super sewer completedThe 16-mile tunnel across central London will capture raw sewage that would have spilled into the river.
- How do you save the pint from climate change?Researchers are identifying genes in the hop plant to produce varieties that will be more resilient to climate change.
BBC News / Technology
- FTX's Sam Bankman-Fried sentenced to 25 yearsThe crypto exchange co-founder was convicted last year of stealing $8bn from investors.
- Could artificial intelligence benefit democracy?Meet the tech optimists who believe AI can transform politics for the better.
- Questions raised over Temu cash 'giveaway' offerParticipants can get £50 - but must permanently consent to the retailer using their personal data.
- Top streamer Ninja diagnosed with cancer at 32Tyler 'Ninja' Blevins is the most-followed streamer in the world, with 19m followers on Twitch.
- Tackling deepfakes 'has turned into an arms race'The battle against fake images, video and audio is becoming ever harder as the tech improves.
Reddit PoliticalHumor
- Can't even trust his farts
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[link] [comments] - Trump’s Daily Schedule
submitted by /u/Melodic_Oil_2486
[link] [comments] - Yes you are Donnie yes you are!
submitted by /u/Xinxoman
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The Daily Mash
- ‘The females don their cock deely-boppers for the ritual to commence’: Sir David Attenborough narrates a hen partyNATURALIST, naturist and national treasure Sir David Attenborough has turned his analytical eye to the brutal and feral rituals of the hen party.
- Atheists unable to explain how evolution could make egg-laying bunnyATHEISTS who reject religious doctrine have admitted nothing in their precious science can provide an explanation for the existence of the Easter Bunny.
- We ask you: when should Rishi Sunak get his arse kicked at a general election?THE prime minister has been accused of chickening out of calling a general election by Labour. When should he go to the country and lose?
- The second-last temptation of Christ was banoffee pieJESUS has confirmed that his last temptation was to escape sacrifice, live as an ordinary man and raise a family, but the temptation previous to that was banoffee pie.
- Six knobheads that will never reply to your messageARE you a grump for suspecting your message will be ignored as you press ‘send’? No, because you’re contacting one of these feckless bastards.
- King lays groundwork for scabbing a tennerTHE King’s call for kindness is a pretext for asking everyone to lend him ten pounds, it has emerged.
- Thames Water also full of shitTHAMES Water is just as full as shit as the river it is named after and is responsible for pumping human excrement into, analysts have advised.
- John Lennon, and other celebrities who would be nightmare boomers if they were alive todayCAN you imagine the famously gobby John Lennon if he had been let loose on Twitter? Here are more dead celebs who would have trashed their legacy by now if they were still with us.