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DokuWiki can include feeds into its pages. Below I show 2 news feeds plus 2 that are intended to be humorous. Since I have no control over the content that is presented, please don't be offended if you don't like the news or don't appreciate the humor.
BBC News / Science
- River pollution suffocating the sea, campaigners sayNew reports are set to show pollution from farming and sewage is affecting protected areas of the sea.
- India sends its first astronaut into space in 41 yearsGroup Captain Shubhanshu Shukla has become only the second Indian to travel to space.
- More people buying electric cars and heat pumps than ever beforeBut the Climate Change Committee warns there's still a long way to go for the UK to reach net zero by 2050.
- More people buying electric cars and heat pumps than ever beforeBut the Climate Change Committee warns there's still a long way to go for the UK to reach net zero by 2050.
- Dog-sized dinosaur that ran around feet of giants discoveredThe dinosaur was mislabelled and misunderstood - but scientists now realise how special it is.
BBC News / Technology
- Three network phone calls down but data still workingThe phone operator said it was "aware of an issue affecting voice services" and apologised for disruption.
- Judge backs AI firm over use of copyrighted booksA US court has ruled Anthropic was not breaching copyright rules when it trained its AI model on books.
- 'Fast tech' warning as demand for cheap gadgets heats upA not-for-profit warns cheap, quickly disposed of gadgets could become the new "fast fashion".
- Tech LifeWhat are the advantages of creating a digital mirror of a city – or an entire island?
- US safety regulators contact Tesla over erratic robotaxisVideos posted online appear to show the newly launched self-driving cars speeding and driving in the wrong lane.
Reddit PoliticalHumor
- It's a Matter of Law and Order!
submitted by /u/Rdick_Lvagina
[link] [comments] - Trump is speedrunning worst POTUS
submitted by /u/Da_Bird8282
[link] [comments] - Cognitive Decline Says What? Good Job 'Murica!!!!
submitted by /u/GordonG313When that urine smell follows you like a cloud of stink...........
[link] [comments] - Not mine but just funny
submitted by /u/montu89cThank you for your attention to this forwarded matter!
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The Daily Mash
- First in at Glastonbury enjoying some pretty sweet bogsTHE first arrivals at Glastonbury are shitting with barely a tremor of revulsion, they have gleefully confirmed.
- Trump to swear through rest of f**king presidencyPRESIDENT f**king Trump is to call an asshole a motherf**king asshole through his remaining years in the bastard White House, he has confirmed.
- Charm of child on Zoom call rapidly dissipatingTHE novelty of a toddler interrupting a professional Zoom call is waning fast, all participants confirmed.
- Dad ready to unleash summer of lawnsplaining hellTHE arrival of summer has primed a father to condescendingly share his exhaustive lawn care knowledge with his ignorant family.
- A wife’s guide to meeting the unique needs of Laurence FoxLUCKY and soon-to-be blissfully happy Elizabeth Barker has married Laurence Fox, but such a unique individual as her husband requires unique treatment. She should follow this marital advice:
- Shit: football bouncing across park right towards youAN URGENT report has confirmed that a football is bouncing across the park directly towards you and you are expected to return it.
- Middle East fixed, proclaims TrumpPRESIDENT Trump has announced that after a single intervention by the greatest leader the world has ever known, the Middle East is now fixed.
- Working-class man thinks Nutribullet is sex toyA WORKING-class man dating a middle-class woman has admitted being shocked and aroused by how openly she discusses her Nutribullet use.
- Writing ‘Gareth is a bender’ in the toilets: the terrorist acts you committed as a child, according to LabourVANDALISM is now terrorism, according to the government’s rulings on Palestine Action, and you’re guilty. These are the atrocities you committed aged 12.