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DokuWiki can include feeds into its pages. Below I show 2 news feeds plus 2 that are intended to be humorous. Since I have no control over the content that is presented, please don't be offended if you don't like the news or don't appreciate the humor.
BBC News / Science
- Huge containers of liquid waste dumped by roadsideContainers dumped on the A35 leaked into a drainage channel, raising environmental concerns.
- Sand dredging may have greater impact on Lough NeaghThe QUB team says it is the first time several techniques have been combined to analyse the effect.
- Watch: Dashcam captures meteor soaring through skyA meteor that experts say was travelling over the North Sea is spotted in Northamptonshire.
- Wetter winter and warmer summer hit marine lifeExperts from Plymouth Marine Laboratory test Devon and Cornwall waters and analyse algae blooms.
- Interstellar A&E: The Scottish doctor of space medicineDr Christina Mackaill has been teaching emergency departments about how to treat astronauts after returning to Earth.
BBC News / Technology
- Snapchat owner cuts 1,000 jobs as says AI will reduce repetitive workThe Snapchat owner is laying off around 16% of staff and withdrawn hundreds of open job roles.
- Booking.com customers warned of 'reservation hijacking' after hackThe travel platform said it had changed Pins to protect customers but would not say how many were affected.
- Google to punish sites that trap people in with back button tricksThe tech giant said it will punish sites that block back button navigation from June.
- Tech LifeCan pedestrians, runners and cyclists safely share the road with self-driving vehicles?
- Palantir defends its record as MPs demand more scrutiny of data useNHS guidance that all hospitals should be using Palantir software from this month has sparked a backlash.
Reddit PoliticalHumor
- Same guy has the nuclear codes posting as a religious figure
submitted by /u/Frylock_91Oz then described a recent moment onboard Air Force One.
“You know, we were on Air Force One the other day, and I walk in there because he wants to talk about something, and he’s got an orange soft drink on his desk. He’s got a Fanta on the desk,” Oz said. “And I say, ‘Are you kidding me?’ So he starts to, like, sheepishly grin. He says, ‘You know, this stuff’s good for me – it kills cancer cells.’”
[link] [comments] - Subpoenas Don’t Fire Themselves
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[link] [comments] - He has the best words.
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The Daily Mash
- Middle-aged gig marred by entire audience needing a piss every five minutesA GIG largely attended by the over-50s was only slightly marred by the entire audience spending most of it servicing their bladders.
- Woman who has dumped useless boyfriend in market for exact replicaA WOMAN who has split up with her hopeless loser of a boyfriend is searching for a new man who is functionally identical, she has confirmed.
- Seven British beaches too polluted to swim at and why they’re all voting ReformMANY stretches of British coastline have water quality so poor swimming is not recommended. Here they are, and here’s why they’re voting far-right.
- UK trains best enjoyed four beers inNEW research has found making a train journey in Britain can be survived and even enjoyed if the passenger has drunk enough.
- Euphoria, and other stuff not worth watching even for the boobsTHE new series of Euphoria features Sydney Sweeney making kinky OnlyFans content, but is it worth watching just for that? No, as these taught us...
- Coldplay admitted to Indie Bedwetters Hall of FameCOLDPLAY are celebrating the career milestone ‘we have always dreamed of’ after being admitted to the Indie Bedwetters Hall of Fame.
- The six shops inexplicably left in Britain’s ghost town shopping centresBLEAK, dystopian, barely a sign of life, except somehow, in the middle of the emptiness, these shops remain. What are these sinister retail relics?
- Now nobody allowed any oil in classic dad moveAS the world’s angry dad, the US has ruled that since Iran will not stop quarrelling and open the Strait of Hormuz now nobody can have any oil.