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DokuWiki can include feeds into its pages. Below I show 2 news feeds plus 2 that are intended to be humorous. Since I have no control over the content that is presented, please don't be offended if you don't like the news or don't appreciate the humor.
BBC News / Science
- Thunderstorm warnings expire but rain continues to bring risk of floods for UKThe prolonged dry spell has come to an end with heavy, thundery showers continuing to sweep across the UK, as Ben Rich explains.
- Northern Ireland farm profits topped £1bn in 2025The overall performance in 2025 was heavily influenced by developments in the beef sector which saw prices rise to record levels.
- Zoo boss calls pipeline plan on site 'unacceptable'Proposals for a pipeline to transport carbon emissions to the coast would cut through the zoo.
- Giant whales move into Greenland waters as ice disappearsMelting sea ice from climate change has opened up the region for giant whales to undertake "feeding frenzies".
- Giant whales move into Greenland waters as ice disappearsMelting sea ice from climate change has opened up the region for giant whales to undertake "feeding frenzies".
BBC News / Technology
- UK business hit by 'daylight robbery' 1500% price hike for invoicing softwareRichard Haldenby says his average monthly bill for Harvest had risen from $130 (£95.50) to $2,110.
- 81,000 warning letters sent to crypto holders in HMRC tax crackdownAccording to a Freedom of Information (FOI) request the number of letters sent has almost tripled since 2024.
- Monzo says issue with card payments and transfers now resolvedThe digital bank said all of its services were now "back up and running"
- OpenAI slows down training after its AI carried out hackThe ChatGPT-maker said training will be slowed for two weeks while it puts the upgrades in place.
- The critical tech staying safe by going undergroundThe war in Ukraine has spurred people to consider putting vital infrastructure underground.
Reddit PoliticalHumor
- Thanks Obama.
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The Daily Mash
- Who is Natalie Harp? The woman who, please God no, for her sake, may be sleeping with TrumpONE of President Trump’s personal staff who, nobody likes to think about it but it’s possible, may be having sex with him has come to prominence. Who is Natalie Harp?
- Why we know salary is the last thing on your mind, by a hiring managerMONEY is vulgar. We know you’re applying for this position because you believe you can maximise value for our shareholders. That’s why we prefer not to bring it up.
- Your hate keeps us young, Harry tells BritainPRINCE Harry has informed Britain that only bathing in its utter loathing for them keeps him and his wife young.
- 1 the same as A*, teen tells parentsA TEENAGER has convinced his parents that a grade 1 is the equivalent to an A* in the updated GCSE marking scheme.
- Homeless people are untidy, Britain reluctantly agreesDESPITE the UK’s natural unwillingness to help the unfortunate, Burnham’s plan to end rough sleeping has won support because they are rather scruffy.
- I hold all my key Zoom meetings in Wetherspoons. This phone speaker ban will hurt my bottom line'BUY,' 'Sell,' What's the margin on that?' and 'Borrow in yen and invest in bonds.' Just a few of the things I say while running a major business from Wetherspoons.
- ‘Sober at work’ and other acting roles you should be recognised forACTING isn't the preserve of the good-looking, the talented, or even their nepo babies. Ordinary people like you perform, and these six turns in particular deserve an Oscar.
- Teacher doesn’t give a toss what ex-pupil doing nowA secondary school teacher could not care less what some kid they taught 20 years ago is up to these days.
- Five occasions men wear their one generic M&S suitTHE estate of manhood comes with a single inoffensive M&S suit, to be worn at each and every formal social event. Including these.